Guy: Yeah, I'm a big drinker, I love to party.
Me: Yeah, well, it's really not my thing and I rarely drink.
Guy: So, what's the hardest thing you've ever had?
Me: I had like, a SIP of homeade Absynthe once, New Years.
Guy: Holy Shit. What else?
Me: Nothing lately, a half a shot of Jack Daniels.
Guy: What's a half a shot?
Me: A shit.